Paperboy Magazine, delivering only good news.
"Some say a clean house is a sign of a wasted life. Here at PAPERBOY – your favourite clean-living magazine – we say pish to that. For our money (we don’t have much, but at least it’s not dirty), cleanliness is next to godliness. With that in mind, welcome to the brightest, shiniest issue that we’ve produced so far. Honestly, you could eat your lunch off it. We’ve scoured the world for the best sponges, sourced sunglasses to wipe the floor with the competition. And, as you’ll see on page 122, our little paperboys’ room will never run short of, erm, paper. Then there’s sparkling writing from the immaculate Miranda Collinge and the spotless Lou Stoppard. Plus, fresh fashion for neat freaks. So, order now! But remember, as a friend of ours always says at the end of a particularly messy night: whatever you do next, keep it tidy."
